Life pro tip: save this gif. It's great to use in situations like "good morning" or "can chicken legally carry coffee?"

(Me living in a 900 sqft rental with three kids... ) hmmm I can raise chickens.

I had 30 hens as a kid. No rooster. It took some daily upkeep for sure but it wasn't that much work. They laid well and I made decent money at it.

This needs to be posted as a top level comment.

This still plays in my head on at least a weekly basis. Often randomly but mostly every time I see a large group of any kind of bird.

Even less if they flap their wings