Missing the part where Steam getting shot by the payment processors

Hey I mean...

I think Itch.io at least deserves to be another goofy little goober in the corner.

itch.io is more of the joyjak in the corner than gog is

Lol, I'm not sure why but all those cartoon dudea shooting themselves ins succession gave me the chuckles.

Gog should just be sitting in the corner, drinking tea and reading a book, or something equally non-chalant.

My only favorite monopoly.

Perfect summary