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[–] 235 points 4 months ago (10 children)

As someone who lives in Japan: no. I don't think you actually want a fact check, but just in case.

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  • [–] 75 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    I wanted one, so thank you. And I'm sorry it doesn't

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  • [–] 78 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Not immediately realizing this is obviously false has the same energy as when my dad quotes Alex Jones at me.

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  • [–] 19 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Not what people usually mean by "throatfuck"

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  • [–] 19 points 4 months ago

    Lmfaoooo nooooo. No way. Bullshit. Please god let this be a real thing.

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago

    Please be true 🙏

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago

    As Walter Isaacson says in his Jobs biography: "Some stories are too good to fact-check."

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago

    Grab him by the pussy.

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago

    They have a porn censor AI for their TV? 😂😂

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    He is a cunthroat politician after all.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    It's called a "nussy"

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    Are Putin's testicles hiding there?

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    He's a cunt so that is just him showing what he is, no need to blur it.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    My president is a giant pussy?!

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Apparently it does not do this actually.

    Which is a shame.

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    I love attacking the physical appearance of my political opponents instead of attacking their significantly worse policies and ideas.

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago

    Naw fuck that motherfucker, he doesn’t deserve any kindness or empathy ever. Nothing wrong with anyone else’s appearance, but his existence is repulsive. He’s everything ugly about humanity and has earned every single cruel thing that will ever be said about him or done to him. Nothing about him has ever been worth the carbon his disgustingly corpulent body consists of

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    Captain Solanum should currently be on the quantum moon, which would mean that they have no place of residency and in turn be unable to vote so they focus on the physical appearance.

    (I just wanted to make an outer wilds joke and I probably made lots of mistakes in the text as it's 3 am and ESL)

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