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[–] 11 points 4 months ago (1 child)

Honestly I think I would apply for this job. Worst case scenario i get it and collect that 150k salary until they fire me for not actually knowing how to code because all I can do is ask Claude to do shit for me.

I need to take advantage of the idiots at the top of the food chain who are still gullible enough to buy into the Aai craze in dumb ways like this.

Maybe I can make enough to cushion the impact the bubble bursting is going to have on my finances.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    I will attest to that Furbag is highly skilled in using Claude with 15 years of experience, and a good team player that never eats their colleagues lunch from the fridge and looks very attentive at teams calls, to keep them you will need to pay an extra 50k as a retention bonus.

    /VVV

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    • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    They'll find their person in May of 2035 🤦

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    [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    The good news is, you can tell claude it’s 2016 and it will adjust accordingly. So capture that log and share it with HR. Congrats, you are a time traveling software dev.

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    [–] 108 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (3 children)

    "Seeking a construction foreman to join our hammer powered construction crew."

    "Seeking a surgeon or join our scalpal powered surgical team."

    "Seeking CPA to join our Excel powered accounting firm."

    This is how these kind of job postings look to actual candidates.

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago

    This sort of requirement comes up in civil engineering all the time.

    Your job may include running finite element models (FEM) and the office uses STAAD. When getting new candidates, the preference will be like this: those who have used STAAD, those who have used several other FEM programs, those who have used one FEM program, and those who don't. Usually, it gets presented as requiring FEM experience with a preference to STAAD.

    There may even be cases where a program may be different enough that the requirement is knowledge in that program. For instance, Bentley's Open Roads is considered to be very different from AutoDesk Civil 3D to the point where Civil 3D experience only gets considered if there is no better applicant even though the two software packages do mostly the same thing.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

    Unfortunately I know a bunch of incredibly shitty devs who will jump at opportunities like this, because they couldn't cut it as real engineers and went all in on "prompt engineering"

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    • [–] 50 points 4 months ago* (1 child)

    The dev that built Ruby on Rails got turned down for a job where the requirement was using Ruby On Rails for coding due to his lack of experience using it. LOL.

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago*

    Yep, as with this one, they wanted someone with a chronologically impossible amount of experience.

    Like, they want someone to have been in presumably a bootstrap paradox time loop for 3 or 4 of those 10 years.

    If your HR is this stupid... you're not gonna get good candidates.

    Which is apparently the point, they're just advertising that they are incompetent and have absurd expectations, they just want someone who can lie well.

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    • [–] 36 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Since dogs age about 7x faster, time for Air Bud: Hacker Pupz

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    • [–] 23 points 4 months ago

    I have at least 150 years of experience with Claude.

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    [–] 20 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    Imagine being in the tech industry and going to work for Yahoo, it would be like working in a palliative care unit at a hospital.

    “We’ve got a couple of products and we need you to keep them alive.”

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    • [–] 17 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    I'm going to guess this position is for a person already in the company but they are required to post a listing for it due to corporatism bullshit

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  • [–] 30 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    My guess is VP McJorgen told HR he needs another senior dev with Claude code experience. HR specialist McSmitty pulls up the job description for senior dev, sees 10+ yr experience and makes the job listing, completely unaware of the age of the technology.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    "Fortunately", writing absurd, innacurate, vapid and mislesding job descriptions, as well as sussing out emotional weight of interview responses and asking a canned battery of questions...

    Well, LLMs actually can do that about as well as most HR and recruiters can.

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    • [–] 14 points 4 months ago (9 children)

    Eh... What... Claude didn't exist 10 years ago. This is one of the reasons managers hate HR, they don't beep so can't hire the talents they need.

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  • [–] 13 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    B Yeah there was a guy who made a type of code, sold it, and then couldn’t get a job working on his own code because everyone did this wanting 5+ years on something released a month prior.

    It’s so they can have job listings out and be able to claim the jobs exist for clout while ensuring no one will take/get the position.

    They do it with all kinds of things, and then either say you don’t have the experience or if you play their game and say you have the experience they call you overqualified.

    TL;DR Report and pass

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Yeah, did they mean 1 year? lmao.

    Claude Code is an agentic command line tool released in February 2025 that enables developers to delegate coding tasks directly from their terminal using natural language prompts.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago (2 children)

    Probably just copying job reqs and not thinking. 10 years experience as a dev. 10 years with tool X. Copy, paste, change tool to Claude. Done.

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    • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    Looking for "Time Travelling Senior Software Developer" ...

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    [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    I've only got 23 years of experience vibe coding. Think I should apply?

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    Praise Claude! As in ten years, as ten years ago, from the beginning of time to the end of all days, Claude be. Claude be with you, co-author of all things; ask all unto Claude.

    [🤮]

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    • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Guess they should have asked claude to help write their hiring terms.

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    • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    While job hunting about a year ago I found a pretty interresting listing. It seemed to fit quite well with my skills and interrests, while being an entry position. Perfect for newly graduated me! It however required 25 YEARS of experience... For entry level... Wtf?

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    [–] 2 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I've seen this on every platform out there and someone shared it at work, but always as a deep-fried jpeg without a link to the source. Does anyone know if it's actually a real job posting?

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    • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    Pssh! The dude that invented the Time Machine using Claude…but is stuck in time loops because of it…isn’t going to take this job anyway

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    [–] 0 points 4 months ago

    Ah yes, secure and maintainable hallucination of somebody else's code.

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