Wait! You mean it's NOT? I'm having a talk with my wife.

That's honestly kinda sweet.

Dark chocolate has a lot of iron though.

Uh... you do need something to replace the iron and sugar you're losing.

I like to think he made a joke about how women need chocolate on their periods as a cute way of giving her a gift every time she was on her period, assuming she didn't think he was that stupid, and it just never came up again.

"my boyfriend wasn't being kind to me. He was just an idiot."

Before my wife needed a hysterectomy, I would pick her up a box of tampons and a pint of rocky road.

As a Father that raised 4 daughters with my wife, chocolate was a line item in the family budget every month.

And while I am no fan of chocolate, one small bar will cover my desire for the stuff for a year, I used to keep a small bar of it on my desk. Just sitting there unopened and uneaten. It drove them all crazy. Are you going to eat that Dad? Can I have it?

Date. Years? Shared flat? American words seem to have no meaning. That wasn't dating, that was a commited, dedicated relationship.

Is this like that addiction excuses? Where they say they don't need it and they can quit anytime they want.

Idk my mom has an addiction to chocolate, I just thought that was a girl thing