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Bird (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world to c/science_memes@mander.xyz

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

Then, suddenly, Diogenes appears, plucks every feather from the duck, shoves it into the faces of those sitting on the bench, screams 'This is no bird, behold, a man!', laughs manically, shits in the duck pond, runs away.

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[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world [S] 4 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Fuckin’ Diogenes, man.

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[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 year ago

After shitting in the duck pond and fleeing, he returns to his tiny home:

A fuck off huge, old wine barrel.

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[–] CrazyLikeGollum@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I read "shoves it into the faces..." as "shaves it into the faces..." and the horror of the scenario was amplified as I imagined a crazed, naked, Greek witling a duck into some kind of fleshy Mount Rushmore.

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