Yes, I'd like to pay nearly $200 for shipping of a $30 thing. Or free shipping that will arrive on the same day.

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[–] 196 points 1 week ago (18 children)

exactly what it feels like when airlines list "board first" as a perk for paying twice as much

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  • [–] 120 points 1 week ago (11 children)

    Right?

    I like boarding last. Less time I spend in that fucking tube the better.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 week ago (5 children)

    If I'm traveling without a carry on, yes, I wait until the whole line is clear before I board.

    If I have a carry-on, I line up to board as soon as my zone is called. Too many times I boarded and found some assholes sitting all the way in the back have put their carry ons above my seats so they don't have to drag it, and I have to walk past my seat and be an asshole myself by putting my carry on above a seat that's not mine, wait until there's a break in boarding so I can make my way back to my seat, and wait for everyone to deboard before I can go back and grab my carry on.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    I thought most airlines won't allow a carry-on that won't fit under your seat?

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  • [–] 0 points 1 week ago* (1 child)

    If you're certain it belongs to someone sitting half an airplane away, take it down and leave it in the aisle. When the attendants come by, just shrug and say it's not yours.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 week ago

    As much as I'd like to imagine myself doing that, you're suggesting I take a bag out and put it on the floor (not knowing which one belongs to the asshole in question) and put mine in its place, and leave it in the isle where everyone behind me witnessing me doing it will be unable to finish boarding?

    I imagine I'd be kicked off the plane...

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  • [–] 14 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

    Priority seating in such a weird way to do it as well.

    So you load first class, and then the obvious next move is to go back to front.

    I'm sure the first class passengers absolutely love the experience of everybody walking past them. Who wouldn't want that?

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  • [–] 6 points 1 week ago (2 children)

    I always enjoy silently crop-dusting the first class passengers as I walk by

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  • [–] 3 points 1 week ago

    I have always thought this order of things as the weirdest/worst order possible and was thinking about this very thing last week in my flights. I do know other countries so it in a sane order, but the US would like to stubbornly so it in the least ideal way. Some airline should start marketing the option to board last since some people are not happy unless they pay extra to set themselves apart from us lowly plebs.

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