I always enjoy silently crop-dusting the first class passengers as I walk by

I know what I'm getting with my $5000 check that's definitely in the mail

Gross

I mean, I guess "impeccable safety record" is in the eye of the beholder stakeholder?

Fixed that for you

You wouldn't download a milk, would you?

The Beatles' album, Revolver (unfortunately for my friends, I can talk about it for at least 30 minutes)

*then

So he wants to send them to public school. Got it.

I know it's not nearly as easy as 10s, but I always think of Freedom Unit liquid measurements in 4s.

1 gallon = 4 quarts (the name kind of gives that one away) 1 quart = 4 cups 1 cup = 4 quarter cups (yeah yeah, I know. Duh. But wait...) 1 quarter cup = 4 tablespoons

And then teaspoons have to be little assholes and throw the whole thing off, but whatever.

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