Kohler unveiled Dekoda, a $599 toilet sensor that uses a tiny camera and spectroscopy to analyze bodily waste and provide health insights[^1][^13]. The device clamps onto the toilet bowl rim and monitors hydration levels, bowel movements, and checks for blood in the toilet.

Users sign in with a fingerprint sensor before use, allowing multiple household members to track their individual data through the companion app. The system requires a subscription costing between $70-156 per year[^1].

"Kohler Health isn't just another app or product. It's a promise that your home can play a more active role in your well-being," said CEO David Kohler at the launch event[^13].

The company emphasizes privacy protection through end-to-end encryption. The camera uses "discreet optics" aimed only at bowl contents, not body parts[^1]. The technology works best with light-colored toilets, as dark bowls can interfere with the sensors[^1].

Dekoda represents Kohler's entry into the digital health space, joining other smart toilet sensors from companies like Withings and Vivoo that appeared at CES 2023[^13].

[^1]: CNET - Kohler Wants to Put a Tiny Camera in Your Toilet and Analyze the Contents

[^13]: ZDNet - This new Kohler sensor is like a health detective in your toilet

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[–] 23 points 1 year ago (1 child)

Requires a subscription service.

Double yikes. That almost by definition means cloud and data storage in god knows where. Somebody really wants that sweet sweet profitable metadata.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 year ago

    So... You pay money to know if you have diarrhea, or not, and if it's explosive diarrhea, or not? You son of a bitch, I'm in! 😂

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  • [–] 8 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Why not..letsgo! I am awaiting the "leak" videos

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    I can kind of see this as a positive, where tracking health is useful...

    But I'd have to let go of literally every corporation who has tried to be altruistic and then burned me later. 150 a year (let's be real too, per user probably), is too much for a monitoring service like this. Not to mention, you notice blood in your stools. Unless you just ignore weird feelings and just never turn around when flushing you're gonna notice. You don't need a service for that, just go to the doc immediately.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Yeah, it’s actually really valuable data for your own personal use in aggregate. Obviously you would notice a dramatic change one day. But you wouldn’t notice a slow trending change. Having the data to see that could help you identify a condition early before you have symptoms.

    Collecting the data has a lot of value. Paying a subscription service for the rest of your life to not lose the data kind of ruins the deal.

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  • Yeah that seems like the perfect sort of thing to give away as a free benefit to people, but then charge big healthcare for the overall datasets to do analysis on. Fully anonymized of course. If I, someone who actually cared about privacy, was going to do it that'd be how.

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  • [–] [S] -2 points 1 year ago*

    Someone use a Smartwatch? Their all your data go to Apple, Google, Amazon and also maybe even to your Doctor. We like to surround us with Spyware to make big corporations great again.

    If i feel me bad or have blood in my shit, I go to the Doctor, no need of an app which say it.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Does Kohler run truck-stop bathrooms or were they just an inspiration?

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  • [–] [S] 6 points 1 year ago* (5 children)

    For hardcore smarthome fans. At least no ads.

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  • [–] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Are you kidding me?! Fixture companies are actively engaging in activity that would get an average person put on a list now.

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago

    Kohlernoscopy

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    [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    The Bristol Stool Scale is free and readily available

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    End to end really depends on which end to which end is being connected.

    Butt seriously I WANT THIS, I want poop analysis, I want fecal spectrometry. I do not want it to be a god damn enshitifued from the drop app and crapware has to have big "We aren't recording you TRUST US" stuck to it.

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    [–] 36 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    So I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm not sure I want to live on this planet anymore.

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  • [–] 28 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Excuse me sir, I gotta check your butthole.

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  • [–] 24 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Six hundred bucks, PLUS $70-$156/year??? For a shit camera? That’s insane…

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  • [–] 23 points 1 year ago

    Revised headline: Kohler wants to be all up in your shit.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 year ago

    And let me guess, they're going to sell the data

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  • [–] 14 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    Subscription service. This is why you get an MBA.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 year ago (1 child)

    Sensor log, day 45: “Yep, it's still shit"

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago

    When you have to call in tech support

    https://youtu.be/ddgVVeSX_tE

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    [–] 2 points 1 year ago

    Something, something, Kohlera.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago

    As long as it always aims down. I don't need my butt captured

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