So I don't know about the rest of you, but I'm not sure I want to live on this planet anymore.

Excuse me sir, I gotta check your butthole.

Six hundred bucks, PLUS $70-$156/year??? For a shit camera? That’s insane…

Revised headline: Kohler wants to be all up in your shit.

And let me guess, they're going to sell the data

Subscription service. This is why you get an MBA.

Sensor log, day 45: “Yep, it's still shit"

No.

When you have to call in tech support

https://youtu.be/ddgVVeSX_tE

Smart Pipe!

Something, something, Kohlera.

As long as it always aims down. I don't need my butt captured

Requires a subscription service.

Double yikes. That almost by definition means cloud and data storage in god knows where. Somebody really wants that sweet sweet profitable metadata.

So... You pay money to know if you have diarrhea, or not, and if it's explosive diarrhea, or not? You son of a bitch, I'm in! 😂

Why not..letsgo! I am awaiting the "leak" videos

There was an Adult Swim infomercial sketch about this 10 years ago

I can kind of see this as a positive, where tracking health is useful...

But I'd have to let go of literally every corporation who has tried to be altruistic and then burned me later. 150 a year (let's be real too, per user probably), is too much for a monitoring service like this. Not to mention, you notice blood in your stools. Unless you just ignore weird feelings and just never turn around when flushing you're gonna notice. You don't need a service for that, just go to the doc immediately.

Does Kohler run truck-stop bathrooms or were they just an inspiration?

For hardcore smarthome fans. At least no ads.

Are you kidding me?! Fixture companies are actively engaging in activity that would get an average person put on a list now.

Kohlernoscopy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GIUae04Ip2c

The Bristol Stool Scale is free and readily available

End to end really depends on which end to which end is being connected.

Butt seriously I WANT THIS, I want poop analysis, I want fecal spectrometry. I do not want it to be a god damn enshitifued from the drop app and crapware has to have big "We aren't recording you TRUST US" stuck to it.