You’re doing the internet equivalent of throwing a handful of spaghetti at the wall, declaring checkmate, and running away.

"What would Carney have to do to lose your support?" What support? I’m a card-carrying NDP member, you colossal dumb-ass. You spent twelve hours assuming that because I laughed at the CPC losing their minds over Harper, I must be a die-hard Liberal stan. Your brain is so thoroughly broken by online tribalism that anyone who doesn't echo your exact melodramatic buzzwords gets filed away as the enemy.

Nobody owes you answers to your laundry list of conspiratorial panic just because you’re desperate to validate your fragile ego.