"No one is screaming," says the guy who replied to his own comments in ALL CAPS whining about downvotes and crying that the thread is an "astroturf cult brigade."

Trying to pull the detached, unbothered routine now after spending twelve straight hours melting down in public is hilarious.

Oh, now we're clutching pearls? You can dish out "astroturf cult" all day, but the second someone points out you're literally arguing with yourself in the replies, you run for the fainting couch.

You wanted a "confession" because you need everyone who doesn't echo your exact melodramatic hysterics to be an undercover Liberal shill. It’s an exhausting, childish routine, and nobody is buying it.