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[–] 13 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Since no one has given you a serious answer yet, Bradford Pears are the type of tree that smells like male ejaculate.

They even make these long strands that are covered in their tree jizz (pollen)

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    The people I know who say Bradford pears smell awful say they smell like piss, not cum.

    All of the people I know who say Bradford smell like piss also have the cilantro tastes like soap gene so I always wonder if the two are related or just a coincidence in the small sample size.

    I like cilantro and think Bradford pears have a strong smell like many plants do, but it doesn't remind me of anything in particular.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    They must consider you "polite society" so they say piss instead of jizz.

    I love cilantro, it tastes like heaven not soap. But bradford pears smell like jizz.

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