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[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 15 points 4 months ago (13 children) Wait, a what? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 13 child comments replies: [–] snooggums@piefed.world 62 points 4 months ago (4 children) An awkward conversation is a conversation that feels awkward, often due to the subject being socially taboo. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 21 points 4 months ago (2 children) But that’s not important right now. Don’t call me Shirley. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] snooggums@piefed.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 child) Do you like movies about gladiators? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] jim_v@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago Gladiator? I hardly know her! permalink fedilink source parent [–] M137@lemmy.today 6 points 4 months ago* No, they surely referred to "college campus" with their comment! A college campus traditionally refers to the land and buildings of a college or university. This will often include libraries, lecture halls, student centers and, for residential universities, residence halls and dining halls. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 months ago Like a conversation about why everything smells like cum amongst a bunch of 18 to 23 year olds. permalink fedilink source parent [–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 13 points 4 months ago (6 children) Since no one has given you a serious answer yet, Bradford Pears are the type of tree that smells like male ejaculate. They even make these long strands that are covered in their tree jizz (pollen) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] snooggums@piefed.world 7 points 4 months ago (3 children) The people I know who say Bradford pears smell awful say they smell like piss, not cum. All of the people I know who say Bradford smell like piss also have the cilantro tastes like soap gene so I always wonder if the two are related or just a coincidence in the small sample size. I like cilantro and think Bradford pears have a strong smell like many plants do, but it doesn't remind me of anything in particular. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 6 points 4 months ago (1 child) They must consider you "polite society" so they say piss instead of jizz. I love cilantro, it tastes like heaven not soap. But bradford pears smell like jizz. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] snooggums@piefed.world 4 points 4 months ago Nope, one is my wife who laughed the first time she saw a meme about it smelling like cum and speculated they mixed up their trees. permalink fedilink source parent [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago huh, i don't think cilantro tastes like soap, but i think bradford pears smell like cat piss. Our fucking HOA decided to use them as landscaping. permalink fedilink source parent [–] shroomato@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 child) I thought those were linden trees permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 point 4 months ago Maybe you're right and I got them mixed up. There could be more than one awful-smelling tree permalink fedilink source parent
[–] snooggums@piefed.world 62 points 4 months ago (4 children) An awkward conversation is a conversation that feels awkward, often due to the subject being socially taboo. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 21 points 4 months ago (2 children) But that’s not important right now. Don’t call me Shirley. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] snooggums@piefed.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 child) Do you like movies about gladiators? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] jim_v@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago Gladiator? I hardly know her! permalink fedilink source parent [–] M137@lemmy.today 6 points 4 months ago* No, they surely referred to "college campus" with their comment! A college campus traditionally refers to the land and buildings of a college or university. This will often include libraries, lecture halls, student centers and, for residential universities, residence halls and dining halls. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 21 points 4 months ago (2 children) But that’s not important right now. Don’t call me Shirley. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] snooggums@piefed.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 child) Do you like movies about gladiators? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] jim_v@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago Gladiator? I hardly know her! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] snooggums@piefed.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 child) Do you like movies about gladiators? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] jim_v@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago Gladiator? I hardly know her! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] jim_v@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago Gladiator? I hardly know her! permalink fedilink source parent
[–] M137@lemmy.today 6 points 4 months ago* No, they surely referred to "college campus" with their comment! A college campus traditionally refers to the land and buildings of a college or university. This will often include libraries, lecture halls, student centers and, for residential universities, residence halls and dining halls. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 16 points 4 months ago Like a conversation about why everything smells like cum amongst a bunch of 18 to 23 year olds. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 13 points 4 months ago (6 children) Since no one has given you a serious answer yet, Bradford Pears are the type of tree that smells like male ejaculate. They even make these long strands that are covered in their tree jizz (pollen) permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 6 child comments replies: [–] snooggums@piefed.world 7 points 4 months ago (3 children) The people I know who say Bradford pears smell awful say they smell like piss, not cum. All of the people I know who say Bradford smell like piss also have the cilantro tastes like soap gene so I always wonder if the two are related or just a coincidence in the small sample size. I like cilantro and think Bradford pears have a strong smell like many plants do, but it doesn't remind me of anything in particular. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 6 points 4 months ago (1 child) They must consider you "polite society" so they say piss instead of jizz. I love cilantro, it tastes like heaven not soap. But bradford pears smell like jizz. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] snooggums@piefed.world 4 points 4 months ago Nope, one is my wife who laughed the first time she saw a meme about it smelling like cum and speculated they mixed up their trees. permalink fedilink source parent [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago huh, i don't think cilantro tastes like soap, but i think bradford pears smell like cat piss. Our fucking HOA decided to use them as landscaping. permalink fedilink source parent [–] shroomato@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 child) I thought those were linden trees permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 point 4 months ago Maybe you're right and I got them mixed up. There could be more than one awful-smelling tree permalink fedilink source parent
[–] snooggums@piefed.world 7 points 4 months ago (3 children) The people I know who say Bradford pears smell awful say they smell like piss, not cum. All of the people I know who say Bradford smell like piss also have the cilantro tastes like soap gene so I always wonder if the two are related or just a coincidence in the small sample size. I like cilantro and think Bradford pears have a strong smell like many plants do, but it doesn't remind me of anything in particular. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 6 points 4 months ago (1 child) They must consider you "polite society" so they say piss instead of jizz. I love cilantro, it tastes like heaven not soap. But bradford pears smell like jizz. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] snooggums@piefed.world 4 points 4 months ago Nope, one is my wife who laughed the first time she saw a meme about it smelling like cum and speculated they mixed up their trees. permalink fedilink source parent [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago huh, i don't think cilantro tastes like soap, but i think bradford pears smell like cat piss. Our fucking HOA decided to use them as landscaping. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 6 points 4 months ago (1 child) They must consider you "polite society" so they say piss instead of jizz. I love cilantro, it tastes like heaven not soap. But bradford pears smell like jizz. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] snooggums@piefed.world 4 points 4 months ago Nope, one is my wife who laughed the first time she saw a meme about it smelling like cum and speculated they mixed up their trees. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] snooggums@piefed.world 4 points 4 months ago Nope, one is my wife who laughed the first time she saw a meme about it smelling like cum and speculated they mixed up their trees. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago huh, i don't think cilantro tastes like soap, but i think bradford pears smell like cat piss. Our fucking HOA decided to use them as landscaping. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] shroomato@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago (1 child) I thought those were linden trees permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 1 child comment replies: [–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 point 4 months ago Maybe you're right and I got them mixed up. There could be more than one awful-smelling tree permalink fedilink source parent
[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 1 point 4 months ago Maybe you're right and I got them mixed up. There could be more than one awful-smelling tree permalink fedilink source parent