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[–] massive_bereavement@fedia.io 9 points 4 months ago (4 children) As the Olympics should be. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Pieisawesome@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 4 months ago* (3 children) I think we should have more Olympics. One for people who do everything naked. One for people who want to do performance enhancing drugs, steroids, implants, whatever. Another for performance impairing drugs. One for normal people who aren’t allowed to do any training. Grab them off the street (with consent) or whatever. And a few more other random ones. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Mantzy81@aussie.zone 5 points 4 months ago I volunteer as a participant to the performance impaired Olympics. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago I want to see alcoholympics for normies. Drunk people always wildly overestimate their abilities but perform way worse permalink fedilink source parent [–] tpyo@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago Another for performance impairing drugs. reminds me of these two videos, Drugs at Work: https://youtu.be/wmg-sYnMIrA (tries canvassing while impaired) https://youtu.be/Jv4fr8A2b-k (tries wrapping presents while impaired) I'd love to see a field of athletes trying to compete while under the influence of performance impairing drugs permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Pieisawesome@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 4 months ago* (3 children) I think we should have more Olympics. One for people who do everything naked. One for people who want to do performance enhancing drugs, steroids, implants, whatever. Another for performance impairing drugs. One for normal people who aren’t allowed to do any training. Grab them off the street (with consent) or whatever. And a few more other random ones. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 3 child comments replies: [–] Mantzy81@aussie.zone 5 points 4 months ago I volunteer as a participant to the performance impaired Olympics. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago I want to see alcoholympics for normies. Drunk people always wildly overestimate their abilities but perform way worse permalink fedilink source parent [–] tpyo@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago Another for performance impairing drugs. reminds me of these two videos, Drugs at Work: https://youtu.be/wmg-sYnMIrA (tries canvassing while impaired) https://youtu.be/Jv4fr8A2b-k (tries wrapping presents while impaired) I'd love to see a field of athletes trying to compete while under the influence of performance impairing drugs permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Mantzy81@aussie.zone 5 points 4 months ago I volunteer as a participant to the performance impaired Olympics. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago I want to see alcoholympics for normies. Drunk people always wildly overestimate their abilities but perform way worse permalink fedilink source parent
[–] tpyo@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago Another for performance impairing drugs. reminds me of these two videos, Drugs at Work: https://youtu.be/wmg-sYnMIrA (tries canvassing while impaired) https://youtu.be/Jv4fr8A2b-k (tries wrapping presents while impaired) I'd love to see a field of athletes trying to compete while under the influence of performance impairing drugs permalink fedilink source parent