A keynote proposition would be the use of a wind tun- nel experiment to acquire validation data. Ideally, this experiment would use live subjects of varying breast sizes

I hope he got his funding grant to stick fat titty skinny chicks (dressed as dragon maids) into wind tunnels and film their giant fucking honkers flapping in the breeze

Lazy copy of the outcome:

As such, the results have indicated that large breasts can be notably aerodynamic through the reduction of drag and lift. The Flat model incurred a 4% maximum drag increase com- pared to the Normal model, with an average of approximately 2% span- ning velocities from 1 to 30 m⋅s-1. The Flat model also experienced more lift, with a maximum difference being 32% and averaging 22%. As illustrated, the mechanism behind the drag and lift behaviors ob- served between both models was elucidated through the analysis of streamlines around the body and the structures associated with TKE; the Normal model provides advantageously lower drag and lift by the gen- eration of stronger vortices from the legs, which in turn originates from the action of the breasts redirecting the flow around the torso. From what has been presented in this preliminary work, it is safe to conclude that the phrase “Flat is Justice” is deficient aerodynamically.

I think we should have more Olympics.

One for people who do everything naked.

One for people who want to do performance enhancing drugs, steroids, implants, whatever.

Another for performance impairing drugs.

One for normal people who aren’t allowed to do any training. Grab them off the street (with consent) or whatever.

And a few more other random ones.