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the universe about to have a little minty b (mander.xyz)
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[–] 3 points 1 year ago (8 children)

I'm fairly certain that would be impossible to have all users logged off at the same time

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  • [–] 4 points 1 year ago (5 children)

    No need, you just allocate users to servers depending on theie average sleep/wake cycle nd bounce the servers one at a time, when usage is at a minimum. Ever had one if those late night brain's gone blank moments? Now you know.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 year ago (4 children)

    Are you trying to deport me???

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  • [–] 3 points 1 year ago (3 children)

    Believe it or not...straight to jail.

    I've just spotted your username, I feel sure one of your relations had some sort of run in with the sysops already, and now you're trying to convince people that there can't be server reboots? Suspicious. Very suspicious.

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  • [–] 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

    I swear to Oracle that if you make my mouth disappear I will put you on a bus with a speed sensitive explosive

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