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[–] 116 points 8 months ago (9 children)

So without their feathers they look like they act?

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  • [–] 54 points 8 months ago (8 children)

    I hope what you're implying is that swan feathers are a suit made to deceive humans from their obvious lizard people pet agenda, and that Big Feather needs to be held accountable. I've already booked guests for the podcast and have 17 articles in my substack,

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  • [–] 31 points 8 months ago (7 children)

    I want to see a Jurassic Park movie where it's just geese and swans breaking out of captivity, and mildly annoying everyone.

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  • [–] 16 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    You’ve never met a swan, have you?

    “Mild annoyance” are the seagulls stealing your food.

    (Yes, that swan dunked the seagull so it couldn’t fly away.)

    Swans don’t steal food. You give it to them hoping they don’t murder you.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    I want to see a Jurassic Park movie where it's just realistic velociraptors breaking out of captivity and are just mildly annoying. Then the main character gets stomped on by a brachiosaurus.

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