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[–] 31 points 8 months ago (7 children)

I want to see a Jurassic Park movie where it's just geese and swans breaking out of captivity, and mildly annoying everyone.

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  • [–] 16 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    You’ve never met a swan, have you?

    “Mild annoyance” are the seagulls stealing your food.

    (Yes, that swan dunked the seagull so it couldn’t fly away.)

    Swans don’t steal food. You give it to them hoping they don’t murder you.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    I want to see a Jurassic Park movie where it's just realistic velociraptors breaking out of captivity and are just mildly annoying. Then the main character gets stomped on by a brachiosaurus.

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