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[–] 57 points 9 months ago (9 children)

that's what the pinewood derby was like at my school. all the kids with engineer dads had the fastest cars. hmmmm i wonder why hmmmmmm

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  • [–] 26 points 9 months ago

    We got DESTROYED in pinewood derby one year when someone's engineer dad carved the body into a smooth, irregularly shaped U, with contoured weights. He said he used CAD software, did wind-tunnel tests, and used a special CNC machine to shape it.

    Most kids were happy the wheels stayed on.

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  • [–] 29 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    So that's why I can't get laid.

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  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago (4 children)

    That's why your Dad and/or Mom couldn't get laid.

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago (3 children)

    Their mom got laid at least, not sure about dad.

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