I thought our magats were dumb, but yours are on a whole other level. I managed to find an article that mentions this issue of Canadians thinking they have first amendment rights. You have to scroll way down for the goods:

"Honestly? I thought it was a peaceful protest and based on my first amendment, I thought that was part of our rights," he told the court.

"What do you mean, first amendment? What's that?" Judge Julie Bourgeois asked him.

Wow, just wow.