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[–] 90 points 10 months ago* (24 children)

sex workers

don’t even have sex on their menus

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  • [–] 59 points 10 months ago (17 children)

    Just sashaying up to the counter, β€œa number nine combo and a medium sex.”

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  • [–] 41 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (11 children)

    "Sorry, we're all out of sex. How about a hotly contested disagreement followed by rapprochement and eventually a blossoming mutual respect and admiration over the course of several months?"

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  • [–] 17 points 10 months ago (10 children)

    Does it come with a side of friendship?

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    That’s literally why I asked though.

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    I'm afraid that information isn't publicly available.

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  • [–] 11 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

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  • [–] 20 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    Wait till you find out about Cam girls

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    really? what do you think i will discover when i find out?

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  • [–] 12 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Sex workers that dont have sex on the menu

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  • [–] 2 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 child)

    if you don't have sex on a menu, you are not a sex worker, that is literally definition of the word.

    similar to when you don't do politics, you are not a politician and when you don't work in a field of medicine with a medical degree, you are not a medical doctor.

    also sex does not necessarily mean "sex with you" or "vaginal penetration".

    with that being said, here is handful guide to "cam people" for you:

    • that guy doing videos about physics: not a sexworker
    • that girl doing videos about chess: not a sexworker
    • that girl masturbating on a camera: sexworker

    hope that helps.

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