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Christmas Animals (mander.xyz)

submitted 10 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to c/science_memes@mander.xyz

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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 34 points 10 months ago (8 children)

To be fair, neither are reindeer IRL.

Santa's sleigh should be pulled by 8 murderous polar bears.

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[–] Tja@programming.dev 9 points 10 months ago (1 child)

But santa lives in Finland...

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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 7 points 10 months ago

...And commutes to the North Pole workshop M W F and works from home on Tue and Thu. Try and keep up, OK?

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[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 17 points 10 months ago

Murderous flying polar bears.

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[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 7 points 10 months ago

🎵Rudolph with his nose so red, better run now or you'll soon be dead🎶

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[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 child)

It's a ton better, you're not going to get many that are literally at the North Pole.

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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 7 points 10 months ago

Exactly. Ain't nothin alive up there besides scientists running from student loan debt.

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[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 months ago (1 child)

Wasn’t that what the witch from Narnia did?

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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 1 point 10 months ago

And Santa is a much more powerful demon. So that tracks.

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