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Fun science fact (media.kbin.earth)
submitted 10 months ago by to c/science_memes@mander.xyz
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A Facebook post from user Pippa Timothy on December 23rd, 2017: Fun science fact, the North Pole elves are actually a eusocial gestalt (like ants, bees, etc). Santa is the Queen, not in the sense of power of authority but in that he is the sole reproducer. Each Santa lives about a year, and then they feed a pupal elf royal jelly so that it matures into a Claus. His belly jiggles like a bowl full of jelly on Christmas because generally they hatch a new Claus the day before Christmas Eve. Just think: right now the new Santa is flexing his ovipositor so he can leave eggs inside every chimney, drying out his wings for his first flight.
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[–] 6 points 10 months ago

I imagine Mrs Claus more like an Enderverse Hive Queen.

All of the Elves and Santa's are just extensions of the self. This is how she can compile 'the list'. You think those Santa's and Elves are just doing dress up for the season, but all year they are extensions of the Santa hive, watching to see who is naughty and who is nice.

Did your parent ever put on a Santa hat? They walk among us.

This is also how 'Santa' delivers all of the presents in a single night... They are all '(Mrs) Santa'.

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