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Seeing It Go Blue (lemmy.world)
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Reality already is an exaggeration (media.piefed.zip)
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If trench warfare were made-up, it would be the most on-the-nose anti-war satire ever created. Bunch of young men shooting at each other from inside open graves, slowly rotting even as they fight to stay alive. Every so often, they get to move a few hundred metres to dig a new grave for themselves somewhere else and this is called a victory.
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Obamas special skill (media.piefed.zip)
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Post: "as a cis guy, when presented with the "99% you get a ton of money, 1% you turn into a girl" it honestly would be dumb to not hit that button until it breaks. like ok now i have 100 bajillion dollars and gender dysphoria. big deal. i have all the money in the world to turn me back into a guy. like with that kind of money i could have obama do me a phalloplasty. he wouldnt be able to do it as he isnt a surgeon but the point still stands". Reply: "Okay but hear me out OP, what if the button does the genie wish thing and it flips your internal experience of gender but doesn't change any of your external sex characteristics? This isn't even a gotcha, I'm just actually curious". Reply: "well in that case i still end up with the "shitload of money & gender dysphoria” combo but this time obama is doing a vaginoplasty instead". Reply: "all roads lead to obama bottom surgery". Reply: Picture of Obama in a surgeons outfit
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rosetta stone (slrpnk.net)
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Might be cool for a TTRPG (media.piefed.zip)
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Post screenshot: "Do mice perceive rats more like elves, or ogres? Do rats consider mice more like gnomes, or goblins?". Reply: "Rats are EIf mice. Mice are rat Hobbits. Hamsters are rat and mouse goblins; shrews are gnomes and moles are dwarves. Guinea pigs are trolls and naked mole rats are goblins. Ferrets are dragonborn. Rabbits are orcs. Hope this helps"
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You don't know what you've got till it's gone (media.piefed.zip)
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Post: "I'm imagining a world where RPGMaker somehow made it as the de facto codebase for software and you have to navigate your banking app by walking around in a huge room full of NPCs named "make deposit" and "make withdrawal" etc and there's loud as fuck stock music playing". Reply: "This is what Metaverse was supposed to be"
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This was an incredibly wild ride (lemmy.world)
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I wonder if this has any applications on the wider stage? (lemmy.world)
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Eagleburgers (lemmy.world)
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Don’t Be It (lemmy.world)
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Killhog (lemmy.world)
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This Is the Bastard (lemmy.world)
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Miss Dolly (lemmy.world)
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Those are some sick horses (media.piefed.zip)
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Picture of two dog looking at a soap bubble captioned: "two sick horses evaluating an orb". Reply: "it floats - don't like that"
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hehehehe (media.piefed.zip)
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These days, lots of public libraries have a "library of things" collection where you can check out kitchen appliances or yard tools or toys, and, as a children's library assistant, the most popular library of things item that I handle regularly is a plastic scepter thingy called like "unicorn princess magic wand". And whenever I check it out I make a big show of looking at the little kid and being like "do you solemnly swear to use your unicorn princess magic powers only for good and never for evil?" And pretty much without fail, the little kid will get the world's most mischievous grin and go "I'm gonna use it for EVIL"
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Incredible miscommunication (lemmy.blahaj.zone)
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Punching while they are down (media.piefed.zip)
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Tumble post: "the other day i started writing an office romance but i quickly remembered that ihave no idea what working in an office is like". Reply: "as opposed to your vast personal expertise in romance?". Reply: Huge drawn crying emoji
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Fixable (lemmy.world)
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Junkrat (lemmy.world)
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Anger (lemmy.world)
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I remember someone asked why the show couldn't be called "Big Sister" (lemmy.world)
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Diamonds (retrofed.com)
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mikey what do i do? (lemmy.world)
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Found another one (media.piefed.zip)
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Them: Hello sir, may I have your name? Me: No, you may not have my name, but you may call me John Them: Sir, this is a DMV and I am not a fae Me: Oh? Then you wouldn’t mind holding this iron horseshoe then, right? *DMV clerk begins to sweat nervously*
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The King's R-R-r-r-oc-Rock! (lemmy.world)
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