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Obamas special skill (media.piefed.zip)
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Post: "as a cis guy, when presented with the "99% you get a ton of money, 1% you turn into a girl" it honestly would be dumb to not hit that button until it breaks. like ok now i have 100 bajillion dollars and gender dysphoria. big deal. i have all the money in the world to turn me back into a guy. like with that kind of money i could have obama do me a phalloplasty. he wouldnt be able to do it as he isnt a surgeon but the point still stands". Reply: "Okay but hear me out OP, what if the button does the genie wish thing and it flips your internal experience of gender but doesn't change any of your external sex characteristics? This isn't even a gotcha, I'm just actually curious". Reply: "well in that case i still end up with the "shitload of money & gender dysphoria” combo but this time obama is doing a vaginoplasty instead". Reply: "all roads lead to obama bottom surgery". Reply: Picture of Obama in a surgeons outfit

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[–] 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

The Obottom surgery, they call it

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    • [–] 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 child)

    I assume the button 1% would turn you into opposite gender/sex/whatever, and you spam it till you hit twice the 1%?

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    • [–] 11 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

    how about

    • 99% chance you get 1 dollar
    • 1% chance you turn into 1 million girls
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    • [–] 5 points 2 weeks ago

    Plastic surgeon Obama be like „let them be queer“

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    [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

    Why is it assumed that you'd have dysphoria in such a scenario?

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  • [–] 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

    It doesn't, this is based on one specific person's (OOP) gender. It's more about how having a bajillion dollars makes gender dysphoria into an incredibly easy problem to solve.

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  • [–] 8 points 2 weeks ago* (1 child)

    They might be saying: what if the button changes your external sex characteristics AND your internal relationship with gender

    Which seems entirely not a problem

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  • [–] 6 points 2 weeks ago

    Yeah, “oh no I'm incredibly wealthy and have no other problems as a result except now I probably need new clothing which I can afford” kinda a no brainer.

    Plus it would be at least interesting to have both (major) gender experiences as a cis person. Could answer a lot of subjective questions. Might even get famous about it if you can prove it through DNA or something.

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  • [–] 2 points 2 weeks ago

    I think the spirit of the question is "what if it was a trickster genie and you didn't get what you thought and were unhappy?" Like, rather than the question as phrased, I imagine the intent was "what if the 1% chance was permanent gender dysphoria regardless of any practical steps taken to alleviate it?"

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    • [–] 4 points 2 weeks ago

    You can change society in ways such that people understand transitioning to be a normal/casual thing now with that amount of money.

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    [–] 3 points 2 weeks ago

    "You can keep your gender if you want it"

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