Them: Hello sir, may I have your name? Me: No, you may not have my name, but you may call me John Them: Sir, this is a DMV and I am not a fae Me: Oh? Then you wouldn’t mind holding this iron horseshoe then, right? *DMV clerk begins to sweat nervously*

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[–] 15 points 3 months ago (2 children)

If they're fae they cant lie about it, though...

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