That poor unfortunate soul...

It's me. I spent my childhood playing with my brothers outside. My wife is constantly finding things like this out.

I see no problems here.

I for one have fond childhood memories watching the phantom mermaid of notre dame

Child-like innocence could be endearing I suppose? Love will find a way.

What a way to find out your SO’s childhood failed him

But there was an animated Phantom of the Opera. And I am also sure Warner Brothers have spoofed it more than once in their cartoons.

So he doesn't know much about Disney nor musical theater, sounds like a keeper lol

Nothing that a number of evenings in front of the TV can't fix.

I am like that boyfriend, though The Little Mermaid is one of the few Disney animated films I have watched. I am mainly aware of Phantom of the Opera due to the amazing Nightwish cover of the main song: https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=n1G5WiMoRjw

Rapid fire, one thing he learned about her:

She’s a pretentious douche.

How I feel about this depends entirely upon how old he is.

I don't think I've ever watched phantom of the opera either, although I know it's not animated.