Orphan Black did a bit kind of like this with a character named Krystal

Cover your ears with your palms, thumbs down (airtight). Use your two pointer fingers and two middle fingers to drum on the soft spot at the base of your skull for about 20 seconds. This may give temporary relief from the ringing.

You need a tub of Oops! All Peppers

Well then they obviously haven't yet made it!

No true Scotsman and all that

You're not wrong, but ragebait is bad mmkay?

I think it's a pretty good list. "Don't be clever" has been our team's coding mantra for two decades.

Are we talking standard roll or mega roll? 2-ply?

The worst meme you've seen so far

Also Gun Industry: "We like fear! More people buy guns!"

At least the FDA is still there to tell us not to eat it. (for now)

Obviously we need to teach them Huffman encoding