They're saying that coz they don't want you to get superpowers.

The following Great Value brand frozen shrimp products should not be eaten, sold or served:

• Great Value brand frozen raw shrimp, lot code: 8005540-1, Best by Date: 3/15/2027

• Great Value brand frozen raw shrimp, lot code: 8005538-1, Best by Date: 3/15/2027

• Great Value brand frozen raw shrimp, lot code: 8005539-1, Best by Date: 3/15/2027

Came from Indonesia and company importing it has now been banned in the US.

Cesium 137 is definitely not something you want to ingest

Ok. There's no way I can read this title and NOT click. Iean. I'm only human....

How did they discover this?

How late into late stage capitalism are we exactly?

I saw the xkcd comic first and thought it was, you know, a JOKE. https://xkcd.com/3131

Makes sense. Looks dangerous.

Walmart has had Halloween decorations out on shelves for a few weeks now. If the marketing department had so much as a shred of creativity, they could have spun this as being a promotional stunt for the new Beetlejuice 4K DVD Bluray and Digital Download box set featuring Beetlejuice and Beetlejuice Beetlejuice as well as director's commentary, deleted scenes, and 3 full hours of the shrimp scene on repeat.

There's another option...