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[–] 32 points 1 year ago (4 children)

They're saying that coz they don't want you to get superpowers.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 year ago* (3 children)

    Narrator: "After eating radioactive shrimp from a contaminated Walmart parking lot, mild-mannered Kolanaki gained the powers of a shrimp!"

    Me, twisted into a shrimp shape: "Ow! My back!"

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