It’s more weird than awful. It’s not nearly as hot as the lava poops but you can definitely feel it.

Diamond hands!

As a frequent spicy eater with IBS, yes. I’ve had:

• Spicy guts
• Ears ringing
• Fire pee

In addition to the usual sweats, hiccups, and fire poops.

No it’s working great, keep spending money on it. Do people with 6 fingers next. And then maybe an expensive campaign on heterochromia?

We all know Republicans don’t have a real platform so the only thing to do is keep inventing fake ones.

Anything in front of the . is a subdomain: “subdomain.domain.com”.

When webpages new, it was convention to use the subdomain for web traffic. Technically you can still set up your site and make www.mydomain.com different from domain.com, but pretty much everyone just makes one their primary site and then redirects the other one. So you set up www.mydomain.com to redirect to mydomain.com and just use that one for your main site, or vice versa.

The box creates a loop between the time the machine is turned on and the time it’s turned off. Think of it like stretching a rubber band vs. normal time as stretching a cord. The characters would enter at the time the device was turned off and exit at the time it was turned on.

Whaaaaaaat?

Absolutely. There were signs in late 2019 that he was screwing the economy. COVID actually did him a favor by imploding everything and giving him plausible deniability so he could run on the economy he inherited from Obama in 2024 while blaming Biden for the post-COVID economy.

I know these types:

“I need to be on welfare because <reason.> It’s everyone else who’s mooching off the system.”

The cruelty is the point.

Yep, exactly. Which is always why I take the side of the patient in these things.

You won’t let my patient call in a day over a cold? Ok, well it’s a 10 day illness, how does a week off sound? You don’t want that much off? Ok, when’s your next scheduled day off: here’s a long weekend.

My dude with chronic pain needs to be able to switch from sitting to standing as needed, can’t lift more than 10 lbs, needs to take unscheduled breaks as needed, can call out up to 3x/week, and can’t work more than 8 hours a day. Maybe you should have just gotten them the chair?

People tend to underestimate what their actual limitations should be with their medical conditions, so I’m usually putting more restrictions than they actually ask for.