After the plethora of stories about their shitty behaviour, I'm absolutely cackling.

GoodTimesWithScar got harassed by some cunt calling his fucking wheelchair a security threat. They can all eat shit.

Theyre not fooing me

I remember about 10 years ago when I worked for Sam's Club/Walmart, and we had a very old retiree required to bring in a doctor's note saying he needed a chair when checking people at the doors.

I thought it was absolutely ridiculous.

"BuT iT lOoKs UnPrOfEsSiOnAl"

That's the whole reason. Even though no one actually gives a shit except for some boomers who can't be happy unless someone is suffering for them.

That's why terrorist shop at Aldi for groceries! :)

If I treated grocery checkout clerks the way a lot of assholes do, I'd say this is a great move because I think of TSA like a lot of assholes think about grocery checkout clerks. heh

Didn't ya hear? Sitting is now woke because...?

Some manager just watched the Seinfeld episode where George brought the security guard a chair to sit in. The guard fell asleep and missed when the shop was robbed.

You bet your ass it will. Queue: TSA agents quit, now some unregulated, insecure face recognition AI chucklefuck has a justification to insert themselves as the new ID system. Free market takes another step into the surveillance capitalism wet dream, and anyone with a little cash or a mediocre cyber intelligence team has a backdoor to your whole life.

Problem solved.

That's why you start the game off with the gravity gun and tweak all the parameters =)