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[–] moobythegoldensock@infosec.pub 14 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

As a frequent spicy eater with IBS, yes. I’ve had:

Spicy guts
Ears ringing
Fire pee

In addition to the usual sweats, hiccups, and fire poops.

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[–] BarrelAgedBoredom@lemmy.zip 3 points 22 hours ago (1 child)

Haven't dealt with hot piss before but I've had ear ringing haha. Idk what I'd do if the capsaicin made it to my bladder. That sounds awful

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[–] moobythegoldensock@infosec.pub 5 points 20 hours ago

It’s more weird than awful. It’s not nearly as hot as the lava poops but you can definitely feel it.

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