Or perhaps someone there knew that Groundhog Day the movie was going to be made. People talk.

He doesn't want to understand it. He wants to break through it and some sleazy and/or desperate engineers are telling him everything he wants to hear. They understand that it's impossible but they also understand that if they don't cater to his fragile ego they'll be looking for a new job and no job will ever pay more.

Elon legitimately believes that nothing is impossible because his entire life he's been able to pay other people to fix his problems for him and he can't handle the idea that he's not the most special important smartest boy.

It's cause she can't come up with a better idea and thinks it's the right thing to do.

I hate to say it but it's a lot more likely than the other options. The question isn't who will get a pardon, it's who won't. Preemptive pardons aren't law, but they almost might as well be. I wouldn't test that with this Supreme Court. So the question remains who won't get preemptive presidential pardon and will be prosecuted, and who will and can walk away from all this. It's in Trump's inner circle's interest to please him even more because if they don't get that pardon he may leave them off his list.

I know that's a joke, but I'ma D&D it. You always round down so you only get one stone but the crows are exhausted from carrying that much cheese so you get advantage on your one throw. DC 17 to make.

That's the idea.

Don't put words in another person's mouth. You know what they meant. Don't play dumb to enrage the comment section.

Edit: Okay wrote without reading the whole comment. They're being a dick too.

Fair enough

I wouldn't get my hopes up. Texas might be blue but it's still Texas. In two years when everyone has forgotten about all of this Texas will be pure Red again. There are A LOT of people in Texas who are still super MAGA and they have A LOT of influence. Also I expect the Democrats to say they're powerless because Trump is the president.

Now they'll say they can't pass anything because Trump will just veto it.

Great. Who cares? You're not a family member or friend of the victims. You're not an investigator with the FAA or the NTSB. You can believe whatever you want to believe.

The lifetime of the product. I bought an ergonomic chair back in 2016 and it's as good today as it was then. Any gaming chair I've bought never lasts more that 3 years. Spend €600 once or spend €150 every three years. In two more years my chair will be the same cost as having gaming chairs and in three it's cheaper. Much larger upfront cost though.

Well then I'm afraid to tell you. Feces is mostly alive.

Sorry, all I can do is 10 minutes. You better decide fast we're running out of time.

It's the military structure he likes. Everyone wears a uniform, everyone puts the uniform before themselves. It's all yes sir, no sir, Klingons decloaking off starboard sir. There is a clear structure of authority and everyone follows it without question. That is the part of Star Trek Stephen Miller likes. He's so blinded by the set and setting that he doesn't see the message at all. As far as he's concerned it's a space show about subordinates following their Capitan. Nothing more.

...my dude pick a lane. Animals deserve natural rights and freedoms, okay no pets no forced sterilization. Animals don't deserve natural rights and freedoms, pets are okay and so is forced sterilization. You're in a wired middle lane.

I thought he did say something like that. I could be wrong. Dude's messed up.

He died the way he lived. Being an obstructionist.

He didn't live to see 80

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