That's what she said.

Is this a multiple choice question?

Right, that was it

Sure, just go to Circuit City

Not a banana?

I do, actually. That's why I originally got them!

And once I got it, I realized all the other things I could use it for.

I block the person who spam posts. Then I never have to worry about seeing their posts again.

Watch knives.

https://www.amazon.com/YXQ-Opener-Remover-Repair-Battery/dp/B09XK1632G/

All-purpose opening and prying tools. I use them for everything from small electronics and random containers to popping 3D prints off the printer bed.

If you could, it would be the stoppable

Never stop never stopping.

They are filled with helium.

You can't park there, mate.

Before or after you remove your pants?

I paid her beforehand to make sure the sex with you was bad.

They didn't say what was IN the water gun.

I dunno. Does the meat fit?

I have a No Soliciting sign on my door.

When salespeople knock, I open the door and say, "Are you here collecting money for adult illiteracy? Because it's obvious you can't fucking read."

This is a variant on the plot of Lenna's Inception.

Add eggs, and that's actually pretty close to Korean tuna pancakes!

I bet you didn't know you were such a worldly chef.