So... McGuyver?

if you aren't logged in

Ngl, you had me in the first half

After having the airline lose my bag, I will do literally anything to avoid going to baggage claim

I will ship my luggage if I have to but I will never check a bag.

That said, I don't hop-up so I can wait hunched over at my seat. It's not hard to wait your turn.

Good luck selling that.

I would not be comfortable buying a used drink - much less a liquid that will go directly into my lungs.

Double that on the nicotine. It is the worst to dispose of, especially if you spill it

He was too busy immediately leaping up from his seat in the back row to stand up

I work from home. I have two screen.

No touchy bad screen after 5 PM!

They knew what they were doing

I actually know this one.

It's the VMO muscle and it's extremely hard to fully activate following patella/kneecap injury

Transcends in TempleOS

Laughs in Microsoft

They're right You should disable the microphone.

But how does my "dumb TV" have windows update?