Their best was Make 7- Up yours.

Especially the t-shirt with Make 7 on the front and UP YOURS on the back.

That 7up milk sounds absolutely foul.

Personally identifiable information story time: I have some cousins who lost all their baby teeth because my aunt and uncle gave them so much Mello Yello (highly caffeinated corrosive citrus carbonated drink). The parents would fill a bottle with the stuff and give it to my cousins to drink when they were still infants, and then as they grew into toddlers, that's pretty much all my cousins would drink.

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how depraved it is to see a baby and think "customer"?

Later: what’s up with the obesity rates???

Gotta start them young on the obesity, I guess...

Sugar rush incoming. Ever see a baby do a backflip?

A small improvement, 7up rather than giving Godfrey's Cordial?

How did we survive this time period?!

My grandmother's go-to cure for nausea was 7-up and orange juice. Any grandkid that wound up staying home from school got it. She swore it had to be 7-up, even though the stuff had the same ingredients as any other lemon-lime soda. Gotta wonder how much this kind of marketing played into that insistence.

I'm just glad it was OJ and not milk.

FWIW, it works okay as a nausea remedy, but my theory is that this is just because it's got fluids, calories, and is usually palatable for someone with mild nausea.

Gotta start you sugar addiction young!

I bet Philip Morris could top that claim.