[–] 16 points 11 months ago (7 children)

Numbers-wise, one says we have more layoffs this year total than we did five years ago, and the other says that we are at the lowest rate in 7 months.

It's kind of two different measurements, like measuring speed vs acceleration.

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  • [–] 10 points 11 months ago (1 child)

    Yes but neither of you mentioned the piss spot on the balcony above. This is not our nameless hero's piss but the piss of his upstairs neighbor. He came out to his balcony and noticed a miraculous stream, sticking his head out too far to determine the source. His final thought was "What a beautiful day for rain"

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