Is that the Millennium Falcon?

It’s not too cold there

It’s very clear that we’re looking at the universe where Deadpool is a chair. Not many other people could drink that much hard liquor and survive, and the ukulele and Batman figurine track

Sadness.

• they like jagermeister above all else
• Their apartment is likely messy, (they're hoarding bottles instead of taking them to the recycling, implying not a hoarder but lack of motivation)
• They play music
• Their last play session didn't go very good, as the guitar is broken.

Tiny Batman is not taking the divorce well. At first he thought losing the tiny mansion and being forced to downsize from Twayne Manor (Tiny Wayne Manor) out in the burbs to this high-rise apartment would put him closer to the action downtown. A refreshing life change after all that’s happened.
However, his neighbors yell at each other all day long while he’s trying to sleep, and seem to have even more sensitive hearing than him during the nighttime quiet periods. He can’t rush out the door because every slam or even loud footfalls seems to trigger a call to building management. He’s even gotten calls about his scanner radio being too loud, no matter how softly he plays it.
Most nights he just sits on the balcony, quietly listening to the scanner and drinking. Anti-suicide netting makes it impossible to just glide down to street level with his bat wings and the elevator takes so long that by the time he gets to the Tiny Bat Mobile, most vics are dead and the perps are long gone. More and more, he just turns the radio off, drinks until he staggers over to his pee spot, and then stumbles over to fall asleep with his back against a stack of bottles - he knows they’ll keep him safe from the memories that are trying to sneak up on him.

That I need to get my shit off my balcony and figure out who's the asshole taking pictures of my apartment without my consent.

Liver failure.

They don’t have a local recycling programme.

HOW IS NOBODY MENTIONING THE PISS CORNER?!

I like the lil batman puppet.

That I have yet to hit rock bottom. Bottoms up, peeps! slams back some Jägermeister

Lots of alcohol+broken guitar = wonderwall

Batman figurine.

Somebody replaced Lutris with Bottles?

Neighbor hates them

Covid lock down.

What we are looking at here is the aftermath of a jaeger-based transportation ritual, successful by the looks of it.

Whoever did this, is not with us anymore. He belongs to the Hunt Masters now.

Also that figurine needs to stay exactly where it is or our traveler will not be able to return fully ensouled. This is old magic we’re looking at.

That Deadpool is trapped inside that gamer chair?

That chair wasn't originally part of the setup but was created by the summoning circle of Jägers on the floor.

That there is only a mattress a tv and a game console inside.

Batman shrinks when he drinks

Died of alcoholism

:(

That musicians get paid in some good alcohol

Must be doing alright to be organising them so neatly like that.

there a programmer

I'm very sorry for the neighbours.

I thought this was from Portal for a split-second.

misled dedication

Are those bottles of jager in a circle?

Jeez, I haven't drank that much in my entire life

They need a new Guitar before the blues catch up and kill them, gotta get that shit out and there's no tool better than a fucked up 6 atring

I don't know about the altar in front of the chair but drunk ukulele sounds like a lot of fun!

This person has 100 forms of cancer

Just your average life enjoyer

Would be me if I could afford booze

He broke the headstock off of his guitar! I would be drinking that much too if I did that to mine

That I slept through the Rapture.

Again.

Buddhist drunks