Fookin hell mate, I leave for a few days and all hell gets loose?
Let's hope the next PM is less of an undercooked potato than Starmer was.
Fookin hell mate, I leave for a few days and all hell gets loose?
Let's hope the next PM is less of an undercooked potato than Starmer was.
Good riddance.
Let's hope something worse doesn't show up.
Narrator: "something worse showed up."
Don't be hating on Andy Burnham, he's solid
just like the british press you give away the depth of your analysis and are unable to comprehend how good he's been
career as a rag journo in mind?
Can't wait for the media to work their magic on Burnham until he too is universally reviled. It already seems to have started.
It wasn't the media's fault that Burnham basically up and said "I agree with everything Labour has done under Starmer".
He’s doing a good job of that himself.
The previous MP for Makerfield was Josh Simons. Simons ran the Labour Together think-tank which purged the Labour Party of lefties and installed Starmer as leader.
When several investigative journalists began looking into potential campaign violations for Starmer’s successful General Election, Simons hired a PR firm to have private investigators probe the journalists’ private lives. He also directed MI5 to investigate them on false accusations of Kremlin ties.
When this came to light in February, Simons was forced to resign the ministerial positions Starmer had rewarded him with.
As buy-in for his comeback, he resigned his constituency to enable Burnham to stand. Burnham is widely expected by party sources to reward Simons with a senior position at No 10.
With respect, while that doesn't sound good, I don't think it's the kind of issue that leads to anything like "universal revulsion". It's the kind of thing that incenses politics nerds like us.
I also think "widely expected" is doing a lot of heavy lifting in your last claim.
I get Nick Clegg vibes from Burnham tbh (similar to Zack Polanski of the Green Party), it feels like it's only a matter of time before he betrays everyone who buys into his words.
The fact that Wes Streeting has put his hat in with Burnham all but confirms it.
How many Truss's did Starmer last?
Fucking finally.
Now lets see how much worse the next one is...
If he can at least read the room it would be an improvement. Starmer spent most of his time trying to appease reform voters.
The long-running London production of "The Government" is about to announce its new lead. Don't worry, everything about the show is the same and you'll still be able to buy refreshments during the interval - though the Cost of Living Crisis means prices for beers, wine and choc-ices have to be increased by 50%. "The Government" became a hit when it promised change to the usual Westminster shows but, over the last 50 years has declined in popularity.
"Pure knockabout theatre," is how one critic has described the show while Muddy Wokenfield of The Guardian called it "Vaudeville and Pantomime at it's British best!"
You okay Britain? You've been going through PMs like DiCaprio goes through 20 year olds.
If only more countries did the same
Well I respect that he's had the grace to not make it messy
What are you talking about? It's been messy for ages by now.
He’s trying to make it messy. By the time the next leader sees a day in Parliament, the media will have had a month to anticipate worst cases. If he’d stepped down immediately, an interim leader would have kept things for a week or two until Burnham was inevitably coronated.
What would not making it messy look like in your view? He can't run a contest for his successor in secret
He has set the nomination process to end coinciding with the summer break. Do we really need to wait two and a half weeks before nominations open? With Streeting captured by Burnham it looks like there could be only one candidate anyway.
If he’d opened nominations tomorrow, thats two weeks of parliament the new PM would have had to make an impression before silly season.
If you want to have a meaningful contest, you have to allow a bit of time for contestants to get themselves arranged, don't you? And if you don't do that then it harms Burnham's legitimacy as a successor
They’ve had time. Half the cabinet registered domain names for possible campaigns months ago. They’ve been gauging support for a long time and will know if they are viable. Streeting certainly knew he wasn’t.
The nomination period is 1 week. I’d argue that’s plenty of time. Remember the maximum number of candidates is 5, but Burnham will have more than 81 signatures so it will be at most 4.
Waiting until 9th July to open nominations means it’s likely that the others will drop out beforehand and it will be a coronation in slow motion, which isn’t great either.
If the others have an honest chance to compete and choose not to, that's totally fine.
I don't think that rushing to get the successor in before the summer break is a good idea either. That means that the new guy basically just assembles a cabinet, gets in, and then is not seen to do anything for a month and a half
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