I once tasked a guy with writing a floppy disk driver. He wrote two completely different drivers. One for drive A, and another for drive B. Maybe the AI doing the refactoring was trained on that sort of code.

Only my eyes.

Try a min guillotine, just big enough to snip their nose off.

1/4 of a century ago I went to a Somerset cider farm. It had apple trees and a big apple press and great cider for tasting. Out the back though they had hundreds of drums of apple juice concentrate made in Israel.

He can take his shitty closed source database with him.

Graylog is excellent for rummaging about in log files. Client side you have to install rsyslog and one universal config file to forward all the logs to a central server. Gralog server-side has a GUI where you can set up email alerts by basically setting up greps on stuff from every log file on your whole network. Some advanced functions of graylog are behind a paywall but I have never needed them.

Snaps only work on ubutnu based distros. Flatpak apps are what you need for multiple distros.

#Ubuntu has snaps which are a really annoying way to distribute software updates. I was a long term #Ubuntu user but have moved to #debian, with #Kde if I need a GUI instead of that horrid #gnome rubbish. All the third party software I use works just as well on debian as it did in ubuntu.

Speaker might be disabled in the BIOS settings. Worth a quick check next time you reboot.

My LG tv is too old for this shit. But it does not get ethernet or wifi password just in case they decide to update the firmware

The Democrats at least don't fzuck the babies after murdering them.

Graylog is excellent for catching all the logs from different system and filtering them according to your tastes into email alerts.