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[–] 45 points 4 months ago (6 children)

Tell me more about Benedict Cumberbatch deepthroating Chris Hemsworth.

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  • [–] 16 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    He used those portals to do telesucking

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    He was suckn everyone, even him self

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    He bum fucked himself using a portal by just moving the portal back and forth across his ween.

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  • [–] 63 points 4 months ago

    aftercredits.com

    i usually just look it up to see if a movie has a stinger before getting in the theatre.

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  • [+] 12 points 4 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 42 points 4 months ago (9 children)

    I always stay through the credits of every movie I see theatrically, it's something my dad raised me to do... Out of respect for the people who made the movie he said.

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  • [–] 18 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    LoTR Extended Editions are something like 40 minutes of credits after a 2.5 hour movie. I don’t think I could.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    I like to read the names aloud with friends and talk about the made up things they did. Bob Smith? Best Boy? Yeah he is. Helped me move last weekend. Jane Johnson? Second unit director? First in my heart, the one that got away. Etc.

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  • [–] 30 points 4 months ago*

    The after credits thing was neat when the movies were a spectacle. Now they’re releasing like 15 lovelessly turbospeed-produced marvel films per year and I’m maybe watching them on tv. Waiting through the credits is a dead premise.

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    [–] 23 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    if you hated the movie, i understand leaving as fast as possible. but if you liked the movie? won't you stay there a little longer, think about the movie, let it think in, spend some time in the mindset of the movie before returning to everyday life?

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Business idea for cinemas. Put ads between credits and post-credits scenes.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    I don't need to know who owns the licenses to the 40 background tracks, or which 3D artist crunched long nights to make that bendy spaghetti Black Panther fighting scene.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    Real and gay.

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  • [+] -8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    What the fuck is wrong with you?

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