Hollywood will do anything to avoid actually paying writers to come up with original ideas.

Greentext short film compilation incoming

SCP movie incoming.

Good luck finding anything new of value in the endless ocean of fake LLM engagement, industrial scale astroturfing and outrage farming. I can see Influencer Reacts To Made Up Stories From r/amITheAsshole: The Movie as the best possible outcome.

What about AI? Wasn't it the FUTURE of cinema??? Come on! I want more generated garbage on my screens!

Do not go for creative ideas from humans, ugh. Double down on the bet, create 5 different AIs that discuss a new idea among themselves!!

One Reddit user says “kill yourself.”

Suicide - coming soon

/r/writingprompts: The Movie

Dear hollywood please please please go to /r/badmovieideas

To be completely honest I've seen some not terrible ideas in some comment threads on Reddit over the years.

Some of those couldn't be worse than some of the crap Hollywood has been producing.

There's still hope for a Darth Binks movie yet!

Still waiting on Rome, Sweet Rome.

Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.

Eww, gross. Run to the artists, not a platform, instead.

Tbh I didn't think the movie was that good. I wanted more exploring and a slow drip of horror. Instead they skipped all the parts I would have been interested in. Like Clark exploring and discovering everything instead they just info dumped it all in the kitchen table scene.

We're about to see a new flood of Hollywood slop as they yet again fail to realize what actually makes good indie films good

Reddit, you say...

After the success of the Barbie movie, studios were allegedly scrambling to figure out what other toys they could make a movie about. They just don't get it.

Mining Reddit for movie ideas... I guess we can all look forward to a high-budget adaptation of Swamps of Dagobah.

Patrick H Wiilems had an interesting video essay recently about the death of music videos, since there was a major pipeline from being a music video director to being a movie director.

This may be the first year where Hollywood starts treating YouTube video makers as a substitute pipeline for finding new talent.

I think it’s safe to say, they will never learn or unlock anything of value.

The original Onion story was about the success of American Pie kicking off a wave of copycat pie-fucking grossout comedies from the other studios.

Maybe try letting filmmakers rather than C-suite make the films?

Can’t wait for the “Green Text” film where the tagline describes how fake and gay it is.

The rule34 movie is going to be quite something.

Which will turn into llm models giving them ideas, as reddit is ruled by bots and slop and will only get worse as they kick off real users that actually drive engagement for organized interests pushing a campaign.

Somehow, the CMO of Reddit seems like an even worse person than I had imagined. I can honestly say he has an extremely punchable face just from reading his quotes.

I want a 3 hour epic about the poop knife.

The Cylinder: A Motion Picture

If it ends the marvel movies and sequel bullshit, I call it a victory.

Jesus fucking Christ.

Can we not wait for Blair witch 3.0 for another shakeup this time?

So they're going to rediscover the Rome, Sweet Rome problem?

If that means more originals and less lazy remakes, I'm all for it!

Did you guys hear that the director is only 20 years old?

Did they ran out of classic fairy tales to put in modern day American cities?

"I'm sick of this motherfucking /r/Art Mod on this motherfucking subreddit!"