Imagine if he were doing literally any other job. How ridiculous it would be for him not to have retired yet

Just fucking die already.

Someone start the water boiling. It’s time to start prepping the turtle soup!

Die bitch

I hope the mortician can find out why. Fingers crossed.

It'd be nice if people would start reminding him that once he kicks the bucket, he's heading somewhere very hot and unpleasant. And we love that for him.

And if religion is wrong, then he's going to the void of endless nothing and he is going to be remembered for being a PoS waste of oxygen who protects pedophiles.

Apparently his upper respiratory system was compromised by a shit blockage. The doctor explained "kissing trump's ass for almost ten years without restraint has caused a fecal buildup that has not only blocked his nasal passages but has filled his veins with shit dust. As you know the heart has a hard time pumping shit dust instead of blood".

"It wasn't immediately made public why he was taken to the hospital."

Oh, maybe because he fucking 84 and shouldn't represent Americans. Dude was alive when we dropped the atomic bomb during world war 2.

Not gonna sugar coat it. Hope he dies terrified and in pain.

Health tip for everyone:

Drink more water.

No. Not because it's good for you. But because in the next few years, there's going to be an awful lot of graves coming up to be pissing on.

Imagine if we had TWO big beautiful days back to back.

Fucking die already you piece of shit.

I don't need constant health updates on this motherfucker. Just tell me when he's dead. Or if something hilarious that's going to make him suffer incredibly for the rest of his life happens.

Go to hell Moscow Mitch

Unfortunately we won't get that lucky.

Tortoises live for centuries.

So many of these ancient ghouls will die before they ever see any justice. All we can do is record their awful deeds and make sure their names are remembered in history as abhorrent.

Whatever it is, I hope it's painful and lasts a long time.

He opened the his car window and was nearly pummeled to death by his own wattle, saved u a klik

Hopefully for the final time

I hope it kills him.

🤞

Shouldn't voters get a say on his treatment?

One less vote.

Mitch the lich.

A normal person would just retire.

Too bad this didn't happen 30 years ago

The worst part about him being sick is you know as soon as he kicks the bucket they'll find someone even worse to replace him.

Hope your death is only as painful as you deserve, Mitch - You were a vicious cancer on the world that we nay never recover from, and all because you got caught having sex with a guy in the military.

I'm finally getting the hang of this voodoo shit

You're leaving too late you fucking malignant turtle.

Let me know when we have a funeral date.

Someone had to reboot Glitchy McConnell.

Just let us know when he's dead, thanks.

Don’t give up, hospitalized, you can do it.

Is it gauche if an atheist prays for the polio to go to his brain?

Yet another sign that we need age limits for people in government

Praying for his speedy return to Hell

He's edging us all, with this will he won't he

Good.

Hello lemings. I am not USian. I recognize the face of this guy and understands that a lot of people hates him.

Why in particular is that? If you could eli15 it to me, I would appreciate it.

“he’s dead, Jim…”