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[–] 103 points 5 months ago (2 children)

If they wanted people to be afraid of it they shouldn't have given it as cool a name as "woke mind virus"

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  • [–] 38 points 5 months ago

    One dollar for estrogen results in twenty new Undertale purchases. They're practically printing money.

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  • [–] 34 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Toby Fox is notoriously private and silent. This didn’t happen.

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    CIA: “We have reliable intel that the LGBT community is producing weapons grade queer.”

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  • [–] 49 points 5 months ago (9 children)

    How much is that per gay person and when can I expect my check in the mail?

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  • [–] 28 points 5 months ago (7 children)

    It’s a variable payout based off your degree of homosexuality (bi-curious/homoflexible/gay af) and will arrive shortly after your Soros protest check.

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  • [–] 10 points 5 months ago (5 children)

    How do I measure my homosexuality?

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Peed at a urinal next to another guy when you could have left a gap; limited gay.

    Nut when the guy in straight porn nuts; minor gay.

    Jacked off to straight porn with the fellas; mediocre gay.

    MMF Eiffel Tower; bi curious.

    MMF with double penetration and your dicks touch; bi.

    Handjob from another dude during an ecstasy fueled evening at Burning Man; kinda gay.

    Balls touched; gay. Gay af. No going back my friend.

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Wait … MMF dp

    Doesn’t it matter which M we are talking about?

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    I don’t know how state this without making it graphic, but two dicks in one vagina are stimulating each other as much as they’re getting from her. If you end up in that situation there’s no “but we were both straight”. You met your homie in the middle ground. And that’s fine. As long as everyone involved is consenting adults, enjoy yourselves but call it for what it is.

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  • [–] 24 points 5 months ago

    Can't condone such behaviour. We, the oppressed ultranationalist conservative white catholic folk, are sometimes contracting this kind of sickness.

    The situation is so dire we actually had a gay orgy last night.

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  • [–] 20 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    To "the LGBT+ community", huh? To who specifically? Can I or any of my friends get any of this?

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    Man we can buy so many viral incubators with that. Thanks deltarune guy.

    -The Antifa

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    doing god's work :)

    sa traiesti, Daniele!

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