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[–] 76 points 5 months ago (3 children)
  • [–] 15 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Or RFK-style brainworms from eating a raccoon dick.

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  • [–] 73 points 5 months ago (6 children)
  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    Is that a young Gordon Ramsay in the back?

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Pretty sure that's a young Nathan Fillion

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  • [–] 62 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    If you look at the report they published Trump is listed as being 0.3 BMI points away from counting as obese which is hilariously convenient. On his blood analysis they even put his cholesterol levels as being normal when he's an obese 80 year old that barely exercises.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Cholesterol could be ok, it's about 90% genetic.

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  • [–] 52 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    That seems like a completely normal amount of medical specialsts needed for a routine checkup.

    /s btw

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  • [–] 30 points 5 months ago (13 children)

    Let's see here, I got the list... Dr. Lao, Dr. West, Dr. Caligari, Dr. Kimble, Dr. Venkman, Dr. Moreau, Dr. Lecter, Dr. Jeckyl, Dr. Zhivago, Dr. Zaius, Dr. Feelgood, Dr. Giggles, Doctor Sleep, Doctor Who, Doctor Strange, Dr. Pepper, Dr. Dre, Dr. Zoidberg, Doc Holiday, Doc Savage, Dr. No, aaaaannnnd... Dr. Evil.

    Seems legit. I think he's probably fine.

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  • [–] 0 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    The show is (was?) called Doctor Who. The character is just The Doctor.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    But then there's that whole exchange from World Enough and Time that ends with this:

    DOCTOR: Please, listen to me. Look at me. Go on, look at me. That's good. That's very, very good. Now, do you see this mad woman sitting in this chair? Her name isn't Doctor Who. My name is Doctor Who.

    NARDOLE: It isn't, is it?

    DOCTOR: I like it.

    I know they're doing a bit, but I think it provides adequate cover for proper geeks to nevertheless use the expression when it'll provide shorthand clarity.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago* (2 children)

    That ear is in pinnacle condition though. Must be what they’re referring to when they talk about his health. Not a blemish in sight.

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  • [–] 16 points 5 months ago

    Whatever he's got, I hope it's really painful.

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  • [–] 14 points 5 months ago* (2 children)

    22 specialists just for checkups. It must be nice to get that kind of medical care in America. Especially for free.

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  • [–] 12 points 5 months ago

    Nobody wants their name and medical career attached to this bloated walking corpse.

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  • [–] 12 points 5 months ago* (1 child)

    I thought it said "Trump assassinated... "

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    Seems a bit excessive to have that many doctors present just to tell you you're dead within a year. Maybe they're all there to take bets on what finally takes him out. Will it be his heart? A stroke? Choking on a Big Mac? All of the above?

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Definitely going to suffer a massive coronary event in the next 2-3 months I bet. He's actually stressing out because so many hate him, even amongst his former base, he thought a war with Iran would be easy, his own party and base are starting to realize this isn't good. Add in what we've seen and heard of his medical issues, his ticket is about to explode.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    Much higher chance of another stroke. He's definitely had strokes.

    The bruising is from blood thinners, the neck scarring is from trying to increase blood flow to his brain to counter his obvious dementia.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago

    If this happens, I will buy hash oil, shape it into a fat old fascist, and dab the whole thing.

    I think you might be right about approval ratings stressing him out though. How much people like him and how much money he has are basically the only two things he's capable of caring about.

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    More doctors than anyone! Everyone is saying it. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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  • [–] 15 points 5 months ago (3 children)
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    I hope he dies soon.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    That’s a lot of gynecologists.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    'We're in the Endgame now.'

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    He needs to make it to the halfway mark so that Vance doesn't have it count as a full term (and can therefore run over the next 2 elections).

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago (1 child)

    I don't think even MAGA is voting for Vance lol, but maybe they will if the podcasts tell them to

    They're leaning more towards Tucker Carlson afaik. Which is concerning, because he's the smart Christofascist I was originally worried DeSantis represented.

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago

    Imaginary physicians.

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago*

    Anyone else thinking of Wapol and the Isshi-20?

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  • [–] 1 point 5 months ago (1 child)

    i wish he would hurry up and…

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