Just add a few potatoes and some meat...

This parenting shit is easy

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Honestly might be what they're going for here. Idk when this picture is from, but during Chaucer's time, "well-turned calves" were all the rage.

Estoy cagando!

Well, according to British Standard 6008 (ISO 3103), the preparation of a liquor of tea requires a tea leaf.

I don't know why I have that knowledge in my back pocket, nor the urge to share that information, but there you go.

Not necessarily. The Mastodon post has the link within, but not vice versa. Yes, you're skipping straight to the meat of it, but it's kinda nice to have a dumbed down version for casuals like me.

If it takes 10 minutes, couldn't you play it, beat it, and return it?

Not that I'd want to float $1K for a game, but usually you can return something after <2 hours, no questions asked. Maybe beating the game locks you out of that?

I'm pretty sure it was just Dr. Pepper, but one of the flavors couldn't make it.