This is like saying you're going to steal your enemies favorite grenade. Sure you might be able to do it, but it's going to blow up in your face.

I wonder what they could do at a desolate island.

He sure does love his islands, amirite? Hah? Know w’I mean, eh? Wink wink nudge!

Clearly if the Trump administration wants to do war crimes they do it without announcement, like the water infrastructure in Sirik.

So this Trump military plan announcement is yet another "in 2 weeks" type of thing.

Blablabkabla

I told you it was always about oil . It was always not only about israel colonial interests but also american imperialist interests

Obviously they're doing this to protect the world from Iran using nuclear weapons. I cannot think of any other reason. Just like Venezuela.

Good luck with that one. Even if they do go through with this threat, have fun holding it.

He’s going to get a lot of service members killed to gain nothing

Oh look another round of stock manipulation for profit.

Someone in the Whitehouse making bets!?

What a joke.

Iran has been given 24 hrs to respond before they get another 72....

Incoming diesel at $10 a gallon at the pump!

Aaaaaaand he's chickened out. In other news, water is wet.

6hrs mark: TACO!

I'm tired boss.

Attacking, then stealing.

I really wish Bonespurs McFuckUp would go to the Middle East for once just to oversee... That'd be nice, don't you think? I'm sure it's be safe.

Trump says

fuck him, I don't care. He lies more than he breaths.

Ahhh. 😌 Another fine example of the United States liberating a country. Long live democracy!!

Great OpSec. Giving away our military plans? The Iranians won't see it coming.

OK, when this was expected in the first few days, it was not as stupid. Still stupid, but now they've given them months to prepare. This has always been the most obvious target for an invasion. There's no way it isn't a trap at this point. If they did it fast then at least they wouldn't be dug in. Now, a lot more people are going to die for nothing. It doesn't move any closer to ending the conflict.

Watching Trump is like watching someone thrash around in quick sand; every time he makes a move, he ends up sinking even deeper.

The only thing Trump is hitting hard at night is his stimulants!

What a joke of a man.

It’s amazing that Iran has gone from a pariah state to something of an underdog. The regime was on the nose and the Demented Don arrived diverted attention to him. A master stroke launching Operation Epstein Fury!

Bored of peace.

Maybe we could just show him footage from BF3 and he’ll think it’s real

TACO

Nothing bad can happen, it can only good happen. 😡🤬🤦

If I were dumb enough to be a marine or a ranger, I'd definitely be thinking of creative ways to get a medical discharge right about now. Better to be suckling at the teat of the Va and disability than either dying on a beach or die while riding a helicopter crashing into another helicopter.

Trump says he loves inflation, I'm sure he'll love massive military casualties too then.

Remember this one? The Atlantic published a report citing anonymous sources alleging that, during a 2018 trip to France, Trump referred to American war dead at the Aisne-Marne American Cemetery as "losers" and the Marines who died at Belleau Wood as "suckers".

A few months ago, I would have said that taking the island would be relatively easy, given the size and strength of the US military, but keeping it would be the hard part.

Now I don't know if we could even take it. These fucking assholes have hollowed out our military.

Pete Hegseth quoted as saying “I’ve always wanted to visit Car Guy Land”

C'mon.

Start WW3.

JUST DON'T TALK ABOUT IT.

The Orange Pedo just might destroy them so that oil prices can remain high for years to come. So much MAGAt winning.

A bunch of dudes who joined the military because they loved playing Battlefield a bit too much are gonna be so hype to get murked on Kharg Island for Uncle Sam & Daddy T