Mine was probably something like
apt-get install emacs
Oops wrong window!
Mine was probably something like
apt-get install emacs
Oops wrong window!
Boobs. Its the word boobs. In case you were wondering what was censored.
You're crazy, it was clearly borbs. The existence of borbs has been kept secret for many years, since they first appeared.
If the truth emerges, those who think boobs to be the highest treasure will be jealous, and chaos will reign as borb-havers, of whom there are never enough, are swamped by crazed booberists seeking to upgrade.
It is best you think this a shit post, and do not seek the truth.
Birbs and borbs are just types of birds, on the rounder end of the spectrum. Even the Audubon society agrees.
Anyway, some might disagree whether a great tit qualifies as a borb. Most would say that a blue footed booby does not qualify as a borb.
It's engagement bait
Consider me enraged... I mean, engaged.
Shush, there are americans here, they can't hear naughty words
"I mean yeah there's some discolouration by the areolas, but why are they covered in spit and you're pinching a nipple" - mom
Oh, that's not spit
Well, I'm obviously pinching to show that it hurts when I do this... so... is that normal? It is? Okay great thanks!
Really convenient way to make up an excuse. Cannot do that as easily if you accidentally sent a different kind of spicy image.
"Does this look infected?"
Accidentally sent a meme/joke about bdsm to my entire family group chat (parents, siblings, in-laws) instead of directly to my wife XD
Which one of you CUNTS censored the word "boobs"?
I once worked at a multinational, in an office. There was a guy I joked with, anyway, he ribbed me, and I responded with something about his sore vagina making him feel that way, but accidently hit reply all. Like this was a million people in positions unremoved from what we did.
That is a a common problem in these big corpos.
7 years ago, we accidentally sent yiff to our dad once. Had a broken screen and accidentally clicked share and well, he was the first option. Didn’t even ask for confirmation either. His reply was “nice lol”
We have never spoke of it ever again since and we bought a new screen the next paycheck.
Are you a collective hive mind or something?
Ok, what's the equivalent follow-up for an erect penis pic? Asking for a friend.
Did this but worse to someone I wasn't interested in. It basically killed the friendship and it was entirely my fault because I was drunk.
Perhaps, but also as a parent you have to be prepared for your child to do completely inappropriate things in front of you without any warning. Even adult children can be oblivious to their parents boundaries. Now how that's handled is parenting but if it's your kid you have to expect the unexpected.
Has their mom never seen boobs? Or never seen their own child naked? Or what the heck is this about?
What mother would get traumatized by seeing boobs? They're a mother for crying out loud. Breastfeeding somebody seems to tend to make boobs unscary.
because they didn't want their mum to know that they were sending nudes to people. it's not the actual boobs that matter.
It's not the boobs, it's that their daughter is a slut, and randomly sending boobie shots to whomever. No judgement on my part, but Mom's not gonna be thrilled.
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